You’d think Nan and Pop would be as nervous as a long tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs.
But cool as turned pillows, amongst a frenzied POP-ARAZZI onslaught, they arrive at the TANKS opening. Nan, the fox appointed Professor of cunning, has a masterious plan; she’s got a packet of RED DOTS tucked in her purse!
“Aye Nan… what you up to with them red dots?”
“Pop it’s all about causing a commotion, it’s a well know fact, if I slip a few red dots on and off our holiday snaps during the night, it’ll cause a real BUZZZZ. Then the arty farty mob will be grabbing our snaps faster than pluto pups at an Ethiopian Easter Show!”
“Tickety Boo Nan, I couldn’t reticulate it better – it’s time to put our mouths where their money is!”
It’s practically “RED DOT GATE” as Nan and Pop’s holiday snaps sell right off the wall like hot cakes. They’re the hottest thing since diced bread. Nan’s zany and mad-capped plan of popping red dots on and off their holiday snaps has actually worked!
Nan networks the crowd like a blue arsed mozzie, especially flirting with any cute muscly queens. A tipsy Pop flaps his gums talking up the holiday snaps like they’re some sort of ART du jour to the “Carins Post” boss! Before Pop’s paddled up a barbed wire canoe, Nan slips in and saves the day with her platter of “traffic lights”. Pop inevitably ends up cornered by a couple of greenie lesbians where Nan has to save him yet AGAIN. They’ve both been slugging down the house tutti fruitti punch those naughty drag queens have spiked.
But it’s now all about the AFTER PARTY, heaven knows the shenanigans Nan and Pop will get up to, especially with them naughty drag queens and the spiked tutti fruitti punch…gosh anything can happen! Yes it is going to be a weird night.
As Nan says “You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead!”
The Tutti Fruitti punch at the after hours club is spiked. Nan’s formation danced her feet right outa them platform homeypeds and hitched a ride home with some buffed up queens; leaving Pop hanging out with some naughty drag queens who like to party – and they’re out to show Pop a night in Cairns he wouldn’t forget…..