“Nan there’s no place to park, unless your a bloody member!”
“Bugger that for a joke Pop… lets just slip into the commodore’s spot, he ain’t even here darl”
“Aye Nan keep your eyes peeled for a good park” “Lets try the three hail Mary’s”
“Good spot to park the wheels Pop!” “Let’s look like we own the place!”
Like a real pro, Nan hovers around the gated entry to the marina pretending to adjust her homypeds and seizes a moment, wedging her heal into a closing gate.
Nan & Pop have got their “in” and are soon swanning on the jetty in no time.
Pop takes a stroll along the jetty
Pop checks out the rigging. “I’m more fingers than thumbs Pop”
“That steals the biscuit, I need to know the skipper of this”
“Aye Pop there’s nobody on this mystic tide… lets have a gander on board!”
Nan & Pop feel right at home, so much so some neighbouring yachters get friendly…
Nan & Pop make some new friends Shaz and Pete. “Smarten up your tie Pop, look rich and let me do all the talking”
“Don’t act like a damp squid Pop.. they’ve got a boat and we’ve got an invite!”
“Shiver me timbers, make like a skipper Pop – the bloody commodore’s about to get on his hind horse”
Quick sticks Pop lets get “all aboard’ before we get shafted by that commodore
“Look Pop how flash is this, it’s even got a sink!”
Pop loves to play skipper. “Chew the breeze Pop” “It’s a catch 24 Nan”
Pop checks the compass “Aye Pop, did you knock the steam out of the sail?”
Pete shows Pop how to check the weather conditions. “Hey Pete guess why Nan goes outside with her purse open… she’s expecting a change in weather”!
“Pop, don’t kill the moment with your dreadful jokes”
Nan & Pop get chucked out of their commodore’s car park spot but head back down to the marina, they’ve got friends there now!