The TANKS opening has gone off like a debutante’s frock. Who would have thought Nan & Pop’s holiday snaps would have caused such a commotion! It’s POP-ARAZZI mAdNeSs …

You’d think Nan and Pop would be as nervous as a long tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs.

But cool as turned pillows, amongst a frenzied POP-ARAZZI onslaught, they arrive at the TANKS opening.  Nan, the fox appointed Professor of cunning, has a masterious plan; she’s got a packet of RED DOTS tucked in her purse!

“Aye Nan… what you up to with them red dots?”

“Pop it’s all about causing a commotion, it’s a well know fact, if I slip a few red dots on and off our holiday snaps during the night, it’ll cause a real BUZZZZ.  Then the arty farty mob will be grabbing our snaps faster than pluto pups at an Ethiopian Easter Show!”

“Tickety Boo Nan, I couldn’t reticulate it better – it’s time to put our mouths where their money is!”

You’d think Nan and Pop would be as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

It’s POP-ARAZZI madness!! As Nan says… “Life is a bowl of Oysters!”

Bedlam as Nan and Pop meet the POP- erazzi

Pushing and shoving, and just bloody bedlam as Nan and Pop meet the POP- ARIZZI!

Nan and Pop are ass over tea kettle their holiday snaps are part of the ritzy night

Nan and Pop are ass over tea kettle their holiday snaps are part of the ritzy exhibit “GAZE”

“Pop this art scene makes as much sense as a submarine with screen doors!”

Nan's

Nan knob hobs around the gallery with her tasty platter of ‘traffic lights’, luring patrons to their exhibit and her cunning RED DOT SCAM.

Nan's

Nan’s RED DOT SCAM pays off – their holiday snaps go off faster than Pop’s toupee in a cyclone.

“Aye Nan, what do you call an artist with a brown finger?….Picarsole!” “Pop you’re as funny as a heart attack during a game of charades!”

“Tony Abbott nearly ruined the budgie smuggler, thank god for you gays!”  A tipsy Nan TANKED with spiked tutti fruitti punch gives some cuties the RED DOT treatment!!

“Tony Abbott nearly ruined the budgie smuggler, thank god for you gays!” A tipsy Nan TANKED with spiked tutti fruitti punch gives some cuties the RED DOT treatment!!


It’s practically “RED DOT GATE” as Nan and Pop’s holiday snaps sell right off the wall like hot cakes.  They’re the hottest thing since diced bread.  Nan’s zany and mad-capped plan of popping red dots on and off their holiday snaps has actually worked!

Nan networks the crowd like a blue arsed mozzie, especially flirting with any cute muscly queens.  A tipsy Pop flaps his gums talking up the holiday snaps like they’re some sort of ART du jour to the “Carins Post” boss!  Before Pop’s paddled up a barbed wire canoe, Nan slips in and saves the day with her platter of “traffic lights”.  Pop inevitably ends up cornered by a couple of greenie lesbians where Nan has to save him yet AGAIN.  They’ve both been slugging down the house tutti fruitti punch those naughty drag queens have spiked.

But it’s now all about the AFTER PARTY, heaven knows the shenanigans Nan and Pop will get up to, especially with them naughty drag queens and the spiked tutti fruitti punch…gosh anything can happen!  Yes it is going to be a weird night. 

As Nan says “You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead!”

The after party

…behind glitter curtains…there’s aways a dark space.

Nan enters the after party

Nan enters the after party and gets her identity pass.

Pop during

Pop during “question time” and mixing with the effluent at the after party.

Nan gets some hair hints from an expert

Nan gets some hair hints from an expert

Pop flirts with the trannies

Pop flirts with the trannies, they all want a piece of Pop!

Formation dancing in platform Homypeds, Nan rocks!!

Formation dancing in platform Homypeds, Nan rocks!!

Pop cops a boob full

Pop cops a boob full

Pop loves dancing with the girls

Pop hangs out with Donna Perignonn… watch out Pop!

out with Pop

Pop finds himself in a very strange Cairns location without Nan.

Pop goes out on his own..

and the night got weirder.


The Tutti Fruitti punch at the after hours club is spiked.  Nan’s formation danced her feet right outa them platform homeypeds and hitched a ride home with some buffed up queens; leaving Pop hanging out with some naughty drag queens who like to party – and they’re out to show Pop a night in Cairns he wouldn’t forget…..

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